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Posted by Movie_Maven
September 21, 2008 |
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1. My hair looked as bad as Linda Hamilton’s in the 80s too.
2. Early 1980s Cadillacs had front-wheel drive.
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be hot.
4. If someone from the future tells you about your unborn son, you will still name him the same thing whether or not you like the name (because, after all, you wouldn’t want to upset history.)
5. Part of waitress training involves removing bullets from a futuristic human being.
6. Women in Los Angeles will readily open their front door to a gun-wielding maniac with an Austrian accent wearing black leather jackets.
7. Tapered-leg jeans, slouch socks and high-top Reeboks were atrocious. I hope they never come back in style.
8. German Shepherds can effectively identify robots by smell alone.
9. In the future, a broken television doubles as a nice fireplace.
10. AMC Gremlins make effective getaway vehicles provided they have a full tank of gasoline.
11. Plastique sounds delicious.
12. Motels have not changed their decor in nearly 30 years.
13. You have to be careful screwing the ends onto homemade incendiary devices, but not so much when shoving them into a duffle bag.
14. There was neither a helmet law nor any prohibition against riding a motorcycle with a visible assault rifle in Los Angeles, circa 1984.
15. Little Mexican boys make a fortune selling crappy polaroid pictures to pregnant tourists.

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