My Ratings

*In homage to the original owner of this site, I am going to keep the existing rating system as it is truly a humorous work of art and I don’t think I could do any better at the present time.*

1 Monkey Head: You’d Much Rather Smooch A Simian on the Lips Than See This One-Throw A Banana & Walk Away

2 Monkey Heads: Film Barely Walks Erect, But Still Slings Poo At You

3 Monkey Heads: A Great Evolutionary Leap; Satisfies the Intelligence

4 Monkey Heads: Superb; Quite Possibly the Missing Link; A Must See

5 Monkey Heads: The Alpha Male and Progenitor of Its Kind; Life Changing

I know it’s not a monkey.